I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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