I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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