I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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