piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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