Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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