I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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