Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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