apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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