I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
one might say we're banned from that church
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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