You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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