Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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