good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just had sex on a roof
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
dude. I can hear the air.
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