When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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