Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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