i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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