I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Floor bacon is actually really good
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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