There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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