therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think my vagina is haunted
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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So much rum. So many feels.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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