have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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