alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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