Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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