i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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