we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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