hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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