i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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