Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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