Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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