Sponge bath it is.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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