he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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