Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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