kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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