I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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