How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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