and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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