girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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