then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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