I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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