at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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