From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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