dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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