your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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