Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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