best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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