she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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