i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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