I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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