I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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