she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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