some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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