There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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